Woman's Answers

Q.What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A.Through his chest with a sharp knife!

Q.What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A.If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life!

Q.Why do men want to marry virgins?
A.They can't stand criticism!

Q. Did you hear about the banker who's a great lover?
A.He knows firsthand the penalty for early withdrawal!

Q.Why do men name their penises?
A.Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes their decisions!

Q.Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A.Because those men already have boyfriends!

Q.Why do men like masturbation?
A.Its sex with someone they love!

Q.What is a man's view of safe sex?
A.A padded headboard!

Q.How do men sort their laundry?
A."Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"!

Q.Why was man created?
A.Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn!

Q.Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties!

Q.Why do men love computers?
A.No matter what mood they're in, they can still get a floppy in!

Q.What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
A.A computer can't turn a 3.5" floppy into a hard drive in a matter of seconds!