Man's English

• I'm hungry = I'm hungry
• I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
• I'm tired = I'm tired
• Do you want to go to a movie = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
• Can I take you out to dinner = I'd like to have sex with you tonight
• Can I call you sometime = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
• May I have this dance = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
• Nice dress = Nice cleavage, I want sex with you
• You look tense, let me give you a massage = I can`t wait any longer I want to fondle you now
• What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
• I'm bored = Do you want to have sex
• I love you = I want to have sex with you more then once
• I love you, too = Okay, I said it, now can we have sex again
• Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I don`t really care so long as I can have sex with you
• Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
• Will you marry me = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
• (while shopping) I like that one better = Pick any freaking dress let's go home and have sex