So Stupid

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman are in a bar discussing how stupid their wives are. The English man says: You know my wife must be the most stupid woman on this planet. There was a sale down at the supermarket last week, she bought £300 worth of meat, and we don't even have a freezer.

The Scotsman says: That's nothing, my wife went out last week and bought a brand new car for £8000, and she can't even drive.

The Irishman says: You think that's stupid, I went home last week and my wife told me that she'd booked herself a two week holiday in Tenerife. I watched her packing her case and she took 8 dozen condoms with her, and she doesn't even have a penis.