Man V Woman

Success: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful women is one who can find such a man.

Style: Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Money Management: A man is a person who will pay two pounds for a one pound item he wants. A woman will pay one pound for a two pound item that she doesn't want.

Happiness: To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Marriage Expectations: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

Marriage & Future: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Memories: A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her. A man, of the woman who he didn't.