Men Can't Win

• If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist, if you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.
• If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment, if you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
• If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain, if you don't, you are a slob.
• If you buy her flowers, you are after something, if you don't, you are not thoughtful.
• If you want it too often, you are over sexed, if you don't, there must be someone else.
• If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation, if you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.