Porno Shop

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tell him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?" The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. A while later a white woman walks into the porno shop, she asks, "How much for the white dildo?" He answers, "£35." She then asks "How much for the black one?" He replies "£35 for the black one, £35 for the white one." After thinking about if for a minute she says "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?" He answers "£35." She then asks "How much for the white one?" He replies "£35 for the white one, £35 for the black one." After thinking about if for a minute she says "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..." She pays him, and off she goes.

About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He answers "£35 for the white, £35 for the black." She then asks "Hmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?" He replies "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you £165." She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes. Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for £165!"