Internet Addict

Here are the top signs that I might be an Internet Addict.

• I find that when using a word processor I add "com" after every full stop.com
• I can't call my mum... she doesn't have a modem.com
• I have a new rule in my house ...the computer does not come to bed.com
• I've started to tilt my head sideways to smile :-)
• All my friends have an @ in their names.com
• My lovers need computers so that we can have sex.com
• I'm doing this!
• Most nights I talk to "strangers" in foreign countries with weird names like "Sumagspud".com
• There is nothing worth watching on the T.V. anymore!
• Do you know of any good sites?