Dogs And Cats

A dog thinks:
 "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...
   They must be gods!"

A cat thinks:
 "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...
   I must be a god!"