A Nun

A nun got into a cab and found the driver was staring at her. She asked him why was he staring at her and he said, "I want to ask you a question, but I don't want to offend you." She said, "You can't offend me - I have been a nun for far too long - I have heard just about everything."

The cab driver said, "Well I've always had a fantasy about a nun giving me a blow job." She said, "Well let's see what we can do ....But you have to be single & you have to be Catholic". The cab driver said, " OH Yes, I'm single, and I am Catholic!!!!". She said, "O.K. then, pull in to the alley". The cab driver drove down an alley, and the nun did her thing. Some moments later, the cab driver started crying and the nun said, "My child, what's the matter?".

He said, "Sister I have sinned, I lied, I lied... I'm married and I'm Jewish!!!" She said, "That's OK... My name is Steve and I'm on my way to a Costume Party."