Three Old Men

Three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning, I cut my face!"

The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden last week, I sliced all my flowers!"

The third old man laughed and said "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times."