Success

Two old school friends meet in a motorway service station, one of them is a successful Armani suited businessman who drives a new Ferrari 488 GTB and is wearing lots of gold jewellery and a rolex watch, the other is a market stall holder who drives an ancient Reliant Robin wears faded dungarees and has his glasses held together with sellotape.

The market stall holder asks the businessman "how come you are so successful?" The businessman replies "ah...well that is because I discovered the road to success". His friend asks, "can you help me find it"? "Easily ," replies the businessman "You just carry on up this motorway, continue going when it turns into a dual carriageway and at the third roundabout take the first exit, continue until you come to a junction, turn left, then carry on and on , the road turns into a dirt track but keep going until you come to this big white house at the end of the road, when you get there the door will be open so just enter, it is up to you after that."

The market stall holder is puzzled but he fills his Reliant Robin up with petrol and starts his journey, ten hours later he is finally driving along the dirt track, he pulls over in front of this huge white mansion and true enough the front door is open. He walks in and the house is beautifully decorated and filled with gorgeous antiques, he doesn't know what to do so he starts looking around but he can't find anything or anyone until he walks into the dining room and then his eyes nearly pop out of his head. Sitting in front of him beside a table stacked with viagra is a naked man playing with his massive erect penis. The man turns to the road sweeper and says "hello, who are you? My name is Cess!!"