Tramp Sex

Two tramps are walking along, musing over the finer points of their life on the road. One says to the other, "You know, a couple of days ago, I was along the railway lines looking for odds and ends, when I see a woman tied to the tracks, completely naked." "Unbelievable" says his chum, "What did you do?"

The first tramp says, "Well, I ran over and untied her of course. But afterwards, we made love. The best sex I've ever had in fact. All possible positions. Time after time after time. We were at it for hours." "That's amazing!" says the second vagabond. "What did she look like?" "I dunno" says his mate, "I never found the head".