Yuppies

A few people are sitting in a bar when one guy says: "My name is Larry, and I'm a SNAG." Another guy says, "What's that?" The first guy (Larry) says, "That means I am a Single New Age Guy."

Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I'm a DINK." A girl asks, "What's that?" He says, "That means Double Income No Kids."

A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I'm a WIFE." Larry says, "A wife? What's a wife?" She says, "That means, 'Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."